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Homophonically…

iloveadverbs:

I recently received an invitation to my brother’s wedding. Included in the information about travel, hotel arrangements, dress, etc. was this statement:

Only your presence is requested.

According to my brother, this is a fairly standard way of saying ‘We’re not asking for any gifts’. A common alternative, eschewed by my brother and his fiancée as a bit hokey, is:

Your presence is the present.

It seems a shame, though, not to take advantage of the homophony of presence and present. When said out loud, the following is nicely ambiguous:

We request only your presence.

But I suppose that’s a bit risky if one’s goal is actually to end up with guests, not gifts.


The first Edelfamily wedding is going to be particular. In an awesome way.

  10:15 am  |   July 19 2009   |  4 notes   |  View comments  

  1. coooolrf reblogged this from iloveadverbs and added:
    present” for my grandma’s birthday invitations XD
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  4. jeanhannah reblogged this from iloveadverbs and added:
    The first Edelfamily wedding...be particular. In an awesome way.
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