| H: | I'm going home. |
| B: | No! Go for bagels with us. BAGELS. |
| H: | No, I'm going home. |
| B: | You want a bagel. [He gently apprehends a passerby] Tell her she wants to eat a bagel. |
| Passerby: | What? A bagel? |
| B: | Tell her to eat a bagel! |
| Passerby [looking worried]: | Bagel? You want her to eat a bagel?! |
| B: | You know, a round Jewish pastry. |
| Passerby: | Oh. OH. I thought you meant a dog. |
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I'm Jean Hannah Edelstein, a writer, editor, and author, originally from New York, now a Londoner.
This is my personal blog, with things that I'm reading, writing, liking, and thinking about.
About me
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Read my fiction and essays
Discuss copywriting projects
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(the book I wrote)
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