Why we are not going to Kathmandu

• Jean: Christiane and Alex are going on a trek to the base camp of Mount Everest.
• Lauren: I'm jealous! Oh, to be traveling and in love.
• Jean: You don't have to be in love. You and I could go on a trek to the base camp of Mount Everest. Why not?
• Lauren: You would have to wear trousers.
• Jean: Oh. Never mind, then.